Beautiful views of the Brisbane River and attentive service are hallmarks of Eve's on the River, but be prepared to pay premium prices for meals that are average at best, despite being generous in size.
We began with the Cointreau and Duck Liver Pate, the Cream Corn and Mozzarella Croquettes, and the Turkish Bread. These were intended as sharing plates and there was more than enough to go around.
The Cointreau and Duck Liver Pate had good texture, but the Cointreau was barely discernible. This may have been the largest serving of Pate I have ever been served in a restaurant, but sadly it was not one of the better ones I've tasted - 3.
The Cream Corn and Mozzarella Croquettes were served with a smoked tomato aioli and were probably the highlight of the meal - 3.5.
The Turkish Bread was served with Hummus, Balsamic Glaze and Extra Virgin Olive Oil, and ground Turmeric with Nuts. There was enough Turkish Bread for four people, but the bread and the dips lacked flavour and went unfinished - 3.
Next we shared the Braised Beef Cheek and Portobello Mushroom Ravioli served with Salsa Verde and Lemon. This was the low-point of the meal. The ravioli were dry, lacked flavour and there was no discernible taste of beef cheek and/or mushroom. The salsa verde did little to help as the flavours didn't complement each other. I would give this dish a pass as a 1.5-2 rating is probably a bit generous.
Next up was the Spinach Gnocchi with Roasted Pumpkin, Sage, Pine Nuts and Goats Cheese. The gnocchi were dry, as was the whole dish, and the flavours were very bland. The best thing I can say about this dish is that the small serving was still quite large - 2.5.
The final dish was the 120 day grain fed Eye Fillet served with twice cooked cassava, baby spinach, vibe tomatoes and red wine jus. The eye fillet was cooked nicely, but the meat and/or red wine jus was exceptionally salty. By contrast, the cassava was dry and lacking flavour. Had I paid the advertised price of $39 for this dish I would have been very upset. This rates a 2.5-3.
Overall, I'd have to rate Eve's a 2.5, which is pretty generous and reflects the wonderful views and attentive service. The only dish we were inspired to finish was the croquettes - everything else was discarded or packed up to bring home to the dogs.
Fortunately, Lady Meatball booked our lunch reservation using one of Dimmi's 50% off deals -50% off the food portion of your bill. At 50% off ($91 including two glasses of wine) this meal was disappointing, but had I paid full price of $160+ for lunch I probably would have sent back the ravioli and gnocchi and would have left in a foul mood.
I wouldn't recommend this place at full price and even at 50% off I'd encourage you to go there for the views, not the food.